No more Jim's Mowing

I have started to see these things around in the shops for sale and they are selling said one salesman, it's a lawnmower. The introduction of the hands-free, battery operated lawn mower that does the work for you. Features such as 360 degree safety bumpers, a tilt sensor and audio warnings provide a protected mowing environment. You just sit back in your hammock downing on a beer as the Robotic Mower makes your tall grass short. If I had one I would NOT tell the wife, all we men need now is a robotic rubish bin, then all our chores will be covered. In fact maybe a robot wife would be a good idea, turn it on when you want something done, then turn it off when its finnished, mmm.....